Hellaaaaaa

I will never understand this “Air Jordan Shoes” hype (and I apologize ahead of time for all my friends who may be obsessed, which I doubt I know very few of), but the shoes suck. Period. I don’t know what versatile outfits you can coordinate them with, other than their color, and besides, Michael Jordan was so 1990’s. But to be completely honest, they UGLY. And to all you ladies who are sportin’ them, do you secretly wanna play basketball and be 6 feet + tall? I just don’t get it??? How do you think they look cute on you?? Wear Converse or Vans.

Thank you.